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Youre Damn Lucky Because Youve Just Stumbled Upon...

The SECRET FORMULA To Making
People Like You!
*Hint*: It's got to do with being funny. ;)

One That Has Completely TRANSFORMED The Social Lives Of THOUSANDS !

Stop whatever youre doing and give me your COMPLETE full attention.

Because youre about to be handed the HOLY GRAIL of not just being
funny... but being interesting, witty, likeable and charming as hell.

-- Stanley Lyndon ;)

Who is Stanley Lyndon? Stanley Lyndon is a famous comedian who has
coached over 5000 humorists in comedy workshops, and has written lines
for some of the biggest names in the comedy industry (yep, I've had to
write THEIR jokes - haha!).
He has also featured on many television shows including David
Letterman, Jay Leno, Oprah and Ellen DeGeneres, produced 3 TV Shows,
and has written several parts of many sitcoms including Cheers,
Frasier, Friends, and Will & Grace. Not to mention performing live on
stage in front of many thousands time and time again.

Give me 7 days

And I PROMISE That I Can Craft YOU into One of the Most Amazingly
Interesting, Witty and Funny Conversationalist That EVERYONE Wants to
Meet and Be around

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"When they say 7 days, they mean it. It's been amazingly easy, to
understand what they tell you. All it takes is some practice, and
commitment."

-- Quincy Casper.
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Youll:
* Have more wit, BE THE ULTIMATE comeback pro, and be so witty, sharp
and quick that people will be asking you constantly hey, what show
is that off? or accuse you of stealing jokes off famous comedians.

* Be hilarious dont you just love those moments where you have
everyone around you absolutely CRYING with laughter OH WAIT, you
dont get that? Well youre about to.

* Gain HUGE confidence, and instantly become the FUN GUY that
everyone loves. Forget about ever being shy at social events from
now on, youll now be the center of attention and have people
hanging on your every word!

* Have the opposite sex fighting over you for your attention. There
has been many studies into what the opposite sex find most
desirable in each other, with humor coming a resounding 1st almost
every time (more on that later).

* Become a fully-fledged Conversational Master (I know what its like
having nothing to say and then feeling really nervous. Youll be
able to eliminate this OVERNIGHT with some of the new skills youre
about to learn.)

* Use your newfound charm and charisma to climb further up the career
ladder. NOW YOULL be one of those people who gets promotions easily
while everyone else is WORKING THEIR BUTT OFF.

* Experience Instant and Absolute Confidence and NO FEAR WHATSOEVER
when approaching the opposite sex.

* Become more intelligent and interesting, someone who people become
obsessed and fascinated by, a people magnet to ANYONE you talk to.

And a heck of a lot more!

YOU MIGHT NOT BELIEVE IT RIGHT NOW BUT THIS IS HOW IMPORTANT BEING
FUNNY, WITTY AND INTERESTING IS.

Lets cut the crap. You probably already know this because its pretty
obvious but becoming a people person and learning social skills is
probably the single most important thing you can and will ever do.

The social skills youre about to learn enable you to gain a more
desirable, enjoyable lifestyle, with popularity, admiration, endless
friends, and all the sex and success you could ever wish for. In other
words anything you want.

So if youre like me and think the above benefits of becoming one of
these people person guys look pretty good

I suggest you KEEP READING

Because I AM ABOUT TO CHANGE YOUR SOCIAL LIFE FOR GOOD

And Im damn serious. I want you to get the social success you know you
deserve.

Its time to make a change, and you know it. Of course you COULD leave
this site right now. But youd be missing out on some of the most
important information you might ever read.

The only person holding you back right now is YOURSELF.

Which is why its so VITAL that you read this WHOLE message.

So if you are sick and tired of pussy-footing around whatever situation
you might be in right now, and are ready to start making your life into
what it ALREADY should be then

I WANT TO HELP YOU! Please, I invite you to read on and thank you
graciously for giving me some of your precious time. Ill make sure I
repay the favor 100 fold!

-- Stanley Lyndon :)

How To Become A PEOPLE MAGNET

We all know those people who just seem to be PEOPLE MAGNETS. The ones
that everyone loves and want to be around.

Yeah, Im talking about the:
* The Funny Guy, who obnoxiously interrupts you, and gets all the
laughs while you try to get in your pathetic two cents

* The Charming Slacker at work who gets promoted quick-smart and
becomes successful and rich while you work overtime to impress the
boss

* The Popular Guy who gets ALL the attention wherever he goes, while
you sit in the corner alone, talking to no-one

* The Pimp who gets the opposite sex ALL OVER THEM while you cant
even get a decent girlfriend or boyfriend

WANT TO KNOW THE SECRET BEHIND WHAT ALL OF THESE PEOPLE DO?

This secret, though simple is extremely important. IT CAN GET YOU
ANYTHING YOU WANT IN LIFE.

And why? Because people will LIKE you. And when people like you, you
gain influence people will try and do all they can to please you. And
this is EXACTLY why this secret is so damn important.

So without further ado I present the simple secret.

The simple secret behind this is that THEY ARE FUNNY. They understand
what is funny and humorous (at least at an unconscious level). And
because of this they are Master Conversationalists that are loved by
anyone and everyone they meet.

And THIS is what EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET WANTS.

Dont believe me?

Take a look at this recent study published in The New York Times:

In a 10-country survey by Ipsos on the traits people seek in the
opposite sex, wealthy men were "half as likely as men less well-off to
value physical attractiveness the most in a woman." Respondents were
given a list of four characteristics and asked to pick the one they
prize most highly in the opposite sex.

For American men, affection/sensitivity and humor were the most
desirable traits in a woman (each drawing 44 percent of the vote), with
good looks (8 percent) and money (2 percent) lagging far off the pace.
American women were most likely to say they value affection/sensitivity
in a man (51 percent), with humor a solid runner-up (38 percent). Money
(8 percent) and looks (2 percent) lagged far behind.

Thats right. For men HUMOUR beat good looks by an enormous 36%. So much
for every guy wanting that hot girl. And for women, Humor managed to
beat Money by a whopping 30% and beat good looks by 34%!

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"My talks have gone from ordinary to great really quickly. My
conversational skill has been enhanced by this & I'm confident enough
now to walk in to any hangout and talk to any girl without even
thinking about rejection."

-- Marshall R.
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"This has been the best shot to my personality development in a long
time. I am making moves that I thought were impossible to do, but not
now!" -- Kristopher Hinch.
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Or how about this study here

In which a man interviewed THOUSANDS of single women about what they
look for in a man, and personality traits that turn them on. Here are
the TOP 4, in order:

1. Sense of humor.
2. Fun to be with.
3. Good conversationalist.
4. Intelligent.

Youre about to be handed the KEY to developing all of these traits and
more

Look I could go on, there have been hundreds of these studies done
proving everything from Humor being one of the top traits Employers
look for when hiring a worker to Humor being the main influence on how
much sex someone gets.

But come on, lets stop mucking around and get to the good stuff.

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"I really must send kudos to you all. This has truly been $$ well
spent. You've provided me with an immeasurable amount of info. As a
"self taught" humorist that has been ardently at it for 3 years, you've
provided me with some much appreciated guidance and direction. Hats off
to all. I am and will forever be grateful for what I have learned thus
far...and I've just "scratched the surface" of what is available.
Thanks again."

-- Logan Riccardi.
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"Amazing, just amazing. This is a brilliant book. If you're a beginner
and looking for a solid start, look no further. You've found it. You'd
be daft not to get this."

-- Sarath Chandra.
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YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT BECOMING FUNNY, WITTY, AND INTERESTING CAN DO FOR
YOU.

So lets cut to the chase and show you how you can become that person
everyone wants to be around.

First, though let me tell you a little bit about my formula

THE SECRET FORMULA

*READ THIS PART VERY IMPORTANT* If Theres Only One Piece Of This
Message You Read, Make it THIS Yes Its THAT Important

What if I told you that there was an actual science to being funny,
witty, interesting and being liked by other people.

An actual formula. The Holy Grail if you like.

Well Im here to tell you that there is one. And it is so potently
powerful, that ONLY the SINGLE BEST comedians in the world know it (and
most do not even use it to its full potential).

In fact I think its so powerful that to an extent, I regret talking
about here.

But alas Because I really want you to get this, I shall continue! ;)

Involved in this formula are 6 KEY elements. (these elements are
covered in fine- comb detail in my book How To Be Funny... more on that
shortly.)

Every single piece of humor is generated using these 6 elements. Yep,
thats right and Every Single Thing That You've Ever Laughed At uses
these six elements.

Each of these elements work at different levels. And they WORK IN A
CERTAIN ORDER (this part is very crucial, you know the elements that
make up this formula and you will STILL struggle; its getting them in
COMPLETE order that will help you to become ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS).

Keep in mind that when you read my book, I will give them in a basic
format (that becomes more advanced as the book goes on). Remember, they
are very sacred to me so once you are exposed to them DONT SHARE THEM
WITH OTHERS.

Stanley ;)

When you find out about these special and select elements, SOME will be
complete forehead-slappers

You know the ones where you find yourself yelling Why the heck didnt I
think of that!!?

Because they are so obvious yet you will have never thought of them.

Some of them are A LOT more potent.

Some of these elements, not even 1 in 100 comedians know, and even the
best comedians in the world who do know it (most would know these
elements SUBCONSCIOUSLY), DO NOT KNOW HOW TO USE IT TO ITS FULL AND
IMMENSELY POWERFUL POTENTIAL.

This formula literally blows people away. Because they begin to see how
EASY and SIMPLE it is to become a really funny person. Because it
really is easy and simple to become a funny person. The formula is easy
to learn.

Listen

UNDERSTANDING THIS FORMULA will make you the most witty, popular,
interesting, funny and charming person among virtually ANY peer group.
(Unless someone else has found out about my book, in that case youll
both be the popular ones, haha!)

I am about to show you my new exclusive book. The one that contains
this secret 6 element formula in which you will learn EXACTLY how to be
funny in which you will learn exactly how to create humor and how humor
works.

YOU WILL KNOW WHAT MAKES ANYTHING FUNNY.

Do you know how immensely powerful this will be?

Once you understand this SECRET FORMULA (which is revealed in my book,
more on that very soon) and know each of the 6 elements and more
importantly WHICH SPECIFIC ORDER the elements are combined in to create
the secret formula of humor

Being funny will become easy to you. It will become second-nature. You
WILL NOT even have to give it second thought. It will be effortless.

WAIT THERES A *CATCH*

Actually, theres two.

First of all, I need to say something. See a lot of people out there
selling books on how to be funny tell you that you can be that
hilarious person INSTANTLY with no work. By just reading some words you
will become funny, interesting, witty, charming OVERNIGHT, without
having to do anything!

This is simply not true, so I just want to warn you that if you are
thinking that MY book or anyone elses will help you get what you want
instantly, and all you will have to do is read words, then you are
thinking about this the wrong way.

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"OTHER TEACHERS JUST WANT YOUR MONEY AND WON'T TEACH YOU ANYTHING... I
like how there is additional info that I wouldn't learn everywhere
else. This book cares about quality information and the integrity of
great teaching. Many people will remember and appreciate these
techniques forever.Other teachers just want your money and don't teach
you anything. How to be Funny has given me the foundation to help me
access my dream. Who doesn't want to be popular? This is a godsend!!!
Don't ignore your creative impulses.... I did for over 10 years. No
more...the funny guy in me is coming alive with the generous help of
Stanley. Thank you."

-- Rusty Jones.
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Listen, I dont know you well. But lets talk on a 1-1 personal level.

I do know the struggles youre going through. Ill keep it between me and
you but I know you want to be the person that everyone likes. The
person who is funny, and just drips of charisma.

I genuinely want to help you. I cant make it any clearer I WANT YOU TO
GET THE SOCIAL SUCCESS THAT YOU BLOODY WELL DESERVE!

Im not sure if you realize this I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT HELPING AND
TEACHING OTHERS (and teaching correctly without false promises just to
get some quick cash).

Ill say it once more. I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT HELPING AND TEACHING
OTHERS. This is want I want to do until the day I die.

This is why I am not going to BS you with all this overnight success,
takes no work this is what all the other teachers out there are doing.

I simply cant do that. It would be violating my integrity as a person.

So let me explain this first catch.

You will have to put in a little bit of work and practice to become the
person you want to be.

This is simple logic in life. Anything that is remotely desirable will
take some work. Nothing worth having can be got easy.

And lets me just say, that this work is SO WORTH IT. There is
absolutely no comparison to the small amount of work you put in, for
huge success. To be the person you want to be.

Trust me. If you really want to improve as a person you WILL DO THIS.
You will
GET MY BOOK.

Onward.

The second catch
How To Be Funny

Some People Just Cant Be Funny

The above statement is partially true. Though I do believe that some
people arent funny by nature

ANYONE can be taught. All they need to become super hilarious, witty,
interesting and great at conversation are the right tools.

Only problem is THERE IS HARDLY ANYTHING OUT THERE THAT CAN HELP.

I already explained how a lot of the teachers out there are only trying
to get your money. Thats not me. I cannot do that, I would feel bad
doing so.

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"You really do care about helping me and walking me through the
experience... Within the first 30 seconds after opening the site, I
KNEW that it was going to be a great book. This is a wonderful course.
It is simple and very user friendly. I think Stan is an excellent
teacher and pays attention to detail. You get your money's worth and
then some!

I'm so appreciative of this service. I am also very refreshed by your
personal approach, and the customer-oriented view you apply to your
business. I do not feel as if I am taken advantage of, but instead as
if you really do care about helping me and are walking me through the
experience. Please don't ever lose your healthy perspective...it is a
gem in today's world."

-- Rosie Embert.
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Thats why with my book, I give you EVERYTHING you need to fast track
yourself and become an interesting, witty and funny conversationalist
that EVERYONE wants to meet with and be around

DRUM ROLL PLEASE :)

Introducing

How To Be *Funny*

The book that is responsible for changing the social lives of THOUSANDS
of people around the world.

As you might have already gathered, I am someone who is really
passionate about helping people. Particularly helping them become more
funny.

And I thought what better way, then to write a book.

So thats what I did.

And ever since I first released it... people have been RAVING about it
non-stop.

In fact you can see just a sampling of the ravings (hundreds of
testimonials)...
Right HERE.

In just 7 days of reading my book How To Be Funny youll be creating
incredible jokes in everyday situations, naturally and subconsciously
which will in turn enable you to become the popular, charming, witty
and hilarious person that youve always dreamed of becoming.

And this is why YOU NEED MY BOOK!

How To Be Funny eBook

My book How To Be Funny contains EVERYTHING you need to fast-track
yourself on the easy road to becoming hilariously funny.

In fact HERES A SNEAK PEEK of what youll discover when you get my book:
* How to TRIPLE your humorous ability in one single evening (CLUE:
All you need to do is start OBSERVING the world around you.)

* The Simple Scientific FORMULA Behind What Actually Makes A Joke
Funny Once you understand this, creating your own hilarious jokes
WITHOUT having to even think about it becomes 100 times easier
HINT: not 200 times, not 50 times but exactly 100 times easier as
youll see. Pg. 32.

* What to do to make ANYTHING at all funny instantly. USE THIS
TACTIC! Excerpt from page 31: this isn't funny, at all. But, when
you put it in the way as given above, it becomes funny all of a
sudden. If there was one single thing I could teach beginners to
get CRAZY SUCCESS in hardly anytime itd be this. Learn this and
youll be able to make almost anything funny.

* Adding these extra few words to ANY joke will make it almost TWICE
as funny these extra words revealed on Pg 54.

* A 5 letter word S____ -- that is even more important than the
almighty punch line. Once you know what this is, your jokes will
NATURALLY become a lot funnier! Find out what this is on page 15.

* Something EVERY World-Class Comedian knows that enables him/her to
come up with great jokes ON THE SPOT Learn this trick and youll
know how to make ANYONE laugh without having to think for even a
second!

* The Single Biggest SECRET of creating Humor not even 1 in 100
comedians know this, yet with this powerful concept you will know
EXACTLY how to craft one of those tear-jerking type jokes that
leaves your victims laughing in absolute pain. Pg. 29.

* The Secret to making High-Status people laugh. There are some
people who will NEVER laugh at your joke unless you know this
little gem -- prepare to be embarrassed when around people cooler
than you. With it though, youll have everyone in fits of laughter,
and become popular almost immediately.

* ELIMINATE ALL Awkward Silences FOR GOOD. Ever been stuck for
something to say? -- after reading my book youll have EVERYTHING
you need to TALK FOREVER. Awkward Silences will never happen again.
PLUS! Youll know how to end them instantly if they ever happen.

* WARNING: If your joke bombs do this IMMEDIATELY. This little trick
SAVES you from any embarrassment you COULD have gotten. HINT:
Popular people do this unconsciously.

* The simple trick that makes ANY insult you say -- ridiculously
funny. Make anyone you dislike look like an idiot and have all of
their friends laughing at them almost instantly while they flounder
powerlessly, unable to do anything. PLUS! How to become THE
COMEBACK KING. Pg 51.

* The Instant Joke Generator technique that will make on-the-spot
unconscious improv jokes effortless almost instantly. Pg 32.

* The Single Most Important Thing You ABSOLUTELY need to know if
youre thinking of becoming a comedian get this wrong and say
goodbye to your dreams.

* WHEN Dane Cook, Ricky Gervais, Chris Rock or Dave Chapelle are
having trouble coming up with jokes THIS IS WHAT THEY DO.

* The Amazing Paris-New York Trick that makes anything you say A
WHOLE LOT FUNNIER instantly plus makes sure people actually GET
your joke. Pg 43.

* And finally the EASIEST way to come up with a joke. Yes, theres
actually one type of joke thats easy to come up with in ANY
situation. Youll be the MASTER conversationalist and funny guy no
matter where you are. Pg 46.

* How to turn a joke that doesnt work into a MASSIVE advantage. It
wont matter if you screw up on a joke. Use this and everyone is
STILL going to laugh.

The above -- was just a small sampling of what youll discover when you
BUY MY BOOK.
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And when you do GET MY BOOK, youll have the power to take action and
become the person you want to be.

Because in my book you will have EVERYTHING you need to become that
popular, charming, witty and hilarious person that youve always dreamed
of becoming.

VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: You should know that even though my book is not
very long (266 pages) it is PACKED with very very valuable information,
information that doesnt need hundreds of pages to be explained (come on
do you really want to waste you time reading a bunch of fluff that goes
on for 1000 pages?)

Lets put it this way Say youve found a safe with 1 million dollars in
it. How much would you pay to know the combination to this safe? You
see even though the combination on the safe could fit on a small piece
of paper, this piece of paper is very valuable. The same goes for my
book. I try not to fluff around and just give you the straight valuable
information you need information you would be paying hundreds or even
thousands for in proper workshops.

With the skills you learn in my book youll be able to do everything
from just entertaining friends at a party to becoming successful in
show business.

Remember my promise to you? (and one that I intend on keeping 100%)

Give me 7 days

And I PROMISE That I Can Craft YOU into One of the Most Amazingly
Interesting, Witty and Funny Conversationalist That EVERYONE Wants to
Meet and Be around

Youll:
* Have more wit, BE THE ULTIMATE comeback pro, and be so witty, sharp
and quick that people will be asking you constantly hey, what show
is that off? or accuse you of stealing jokes off famous comedians.

* Be hilarious dont you just love those moments where you have
everyone around you absolutely CRYING with laughter OH WAIT, you
dont get that? Well youre about to.

* Gain HUGE confidence, and instantly become the FUN GUY that
everyone loves. Forget about ever being shy at social events from
now on, youll now be the center of attention and have people
hanging on your every word!

* Have the opposite sex fighting over you for your attention. There
has been many studies into what the opposite sex find most
desirable in each other, with humor coming a resounding 1st almost
every time.

* Become a fully-fledged Conversational Master (I know what its like
having nothing to say and then feeling really nervous. Youll be
able to eliminate this OVERNIGHT with some of the new skills youre
about to learn.)

* Use your newfound charm and charisma to climb further up the career
ladder. NOW YOULL be one of those people who gets promotions easily
while everyone else is WORKING THEIR BUTT OFF.

* Experience Instant and Absolute Confidence and NO FEAR WHATSOEVER
when approaching the opposite sex.

* Become more intelligent and interesting, someone who people become
obsessed and fascinated by, a people magnet to ANYONE you talk to.

I WANT YOU TO BE ANOTHER SUCCESS STORY!

I truly want to help you to achieve the social success you deserve. I
get emails every day from people, thanking me for what Ive done to
MASSIVELY increase their success in their social lives.

I want YOU to be another success story.

Look, Ive spent HUNDREDS of man-hours, and at least a good 4 years of
research perfecting and developing the advanced techniques and
information in this valuable book. The first edition of How To Be
FUNNY! was published in 1997. (It became a top 10 seller in the country
for more than a year!)

In 2005 I released the FOURTH edition! And went digital, releasing the
first ever How To Be Funny eBook. And now that my program is in digital
format, Ive been able to reach a HUGE international audience

This means that Ive been able to help THOUSANDS more than I could have
ever dreamed of with my print book and I want YOU to be another one of
my HUNDREDS of success stories (go here to read just some of the many
success stories Ive received).

Heres the TRUTH

Trying to learn and discover the techniques for yourself would take
HUNDREDS of hours of work (no seriously, you dont know how hard I
worked to develop my techniques) And in the real world, time is money
which means youd be losing a lot of money if you were to do this.

Getting coached by a professional comedian (and I mean a REAL
professional that can actually help you, not one of those free
community courses) would cost you at least $700 at the cheapest, if not
a few thousand dollars.

So selling this book for even $120 would STILL be a bargain.

But Im not asking you to pay $120 or even HALF of that!

Because of the internet I am able to give you this special offer today

And Ill tell you ALL ABOUT the amazing deal when you Order How To Be
Funny Today but you should know that you WILL NOT JUST be getting my
book How To Be Funny

SPECIAL DISCOUNT AND BONUSES FOR
THE FIRST 10,000 BUYERS

I am very close to reaching my initial goal of selling 10,000 soft
copies of my book. Once this is achieved (getting quite close so I
expect this to happen anywhere from within a week to a month), I will
start testing prices back in the $120 zone which Ive sold successfully
at in previous years.

But if you buy today youll be able to lock in at the measly price of
$49.95 (USD)

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"The Best Deal On The Web Right Now... Excellent value for the money.
Probably the best deal on the web right now and I have looked at lot of
sites."

-- Steve Rogers, Harrisburg, PA USA.
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"This Is an Excellent Program at an Incredible Price... Enough said."

- Tim.
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PLUS! Receive the following priceless bonuses:

Bonus #1:

"The Best TIPS & TRICKS in the Art of Being Funny" (worth $9.95)

* A Comedians UNFORGIVABLE SIN something you SHOULD NEVER ever do,
but probably are already doing. By knowing this, your jokes are
going to be at least 200% more effective INSTANTLY. You have no
idea how powerful this is.

* The REAL SECRET to being funny. Did you know that being funny isnt
even about telling great jokes. Find out what its really about
(this will surprise you for sure) and your humorous ability will
EXPLODE!

* One of the most VITAL Keys to being funny get this right and people
will be able to sense that youre a popular, charming person
STRAIGHT AWAY. CLUE: Almost every surfer is this way (weird I know
but hear me out), but NOT in the way that youre thinking youll kick
yourself when you realize how obvious this is.

* What you ABSOLUTELY must do the second you think of a good joke.
Forget to do this and you may forget about ever being funny.

Bonus #2:

"How to MEMORIZE jokes easily " (worth $9.95)

If youve ever forgotten a joke, you know how annoying it can be. Over
the last few years Ive been developing a special technique that enables
you to remember absolutely ANY joke you ever read, hear or make, almost
effortlessly. Again this technique is very EXCLUSIVE and has been
tested by me extensively over 4 years. Please DO NOT SHARE this secret
technique.

Bonus #3:

Performing and Rehearsing Humor (worth $4.95)

* If you remember just one thing MAKE IT THIS -- HINT: it involves
practice but there is one CRUCIAL ingredient you ARENT thinking of.

* How to ANNIHILATE any ounce of fear you have whether its going up
and talking to the opposite sex or doing stand up comedy in front
of hundreds know this and you will finally be able to express your
new found natural spontaneous sense of humor.

* What to do to make EVERY joke you say sound natural forget about
EVER getting caught using jokes youve rehearsed (oh, I know the
feeling and it aint pretty).

Bonus #4:

"100 of my most favorite jokes and 200 of my most favorite one- liners"
(PRICELESS)

I select the BEST 100 of my jokes Ive ever created PLUS! the 200 most
effective of my one-liners on the basis of the maximum laugh I had
received over the years. Each one of these is guaranteed to get a HUGE
laugh from your audience in any situation whatsoever!

Bonus #5:

"FREE Updates for a Lifetime! (no, seriously)"

If you order now, you'll receive ALL future editions of my book
absolutely free (this is a LIFETIME OFFER). All corrections, latest
jokes, any modifications to my techniques, everything - delivered to
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THANKS TO THE INTERNET!

If you were to buy my home study course youd be at paying least $120
not to mention the ridiculous shipping and handling fees which could
end up costing you a total of at least $200.

But because of the internet, I can offer my program AND every single
one of the bonuses to you at a considerable discount.

Heres what this is all about:

Ive created a digital e-book that you can download and read right on
your computer or print out and read later.

These digital e-books work on ANY computer (if by some freak chance the
book is not compatible with your computer I will PERSONALLY make a
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or handling fees.

And probably the best thing is that you can download this e-book
INSTANTLY without having to wait a few weeks for shipping!

VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: You should know that even though my book is not
very long (266 pages) it is PACKED with very very valuable information,
information that doesnt need hundreds of pages to be explained (and
come on do you really want to waste you time reading a bunch of fluff
that goes on for 1000 pages?)

Lets put it this way Say youve found a safe with 1 million dollars in
it. How much would you pay to know the combination to this safe? You
see even though the combination on the safe could fit on a small piece
of paper, this piece of paper is very valuable. The same goes for my
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information you need information you would be paying hundreds or even
thousands for in proper workshops.

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Im so confident in my program that I want you to read my WHOLE book,
and if you dont like it for whatever reason, Ill give back 100% of your
money NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

Remember, you have 60 days to try my program. To date I have had only 2
people ever refund my program and I have sold many thousands of copies.
But again, I will refund every single cent of your money if you dont
like it.

There is absolutely no risk on you, in fact you stand to GAIN. All I
ask is that you try out my program and put in a little hard work to get
the social success you deserve.

Fair Enough?

-- Stanley Lyndon

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This is where you stop running from your fears and start doing
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REMEMBER YOU MAKE YOUR OWN DESTINY.

YOU MAKE YOUR OWN FUTURE.

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Stanley Lyndon
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"So, far as a shy guy I have searched the internet for many ways to
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after that. I was literally tongue-tied. But, now, I know how to take
any situation that arise naturally any day and use it to my advantage
and make funny comments about it on the spot. I get the girls to smile
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"I have been using the book for only 10 days now and have made
dramatic results. The techniques are extremely easy to use. I would
recommend it to:

1). Anyone learning to be funny.
2). Anyone in need of picking up a few tips that may help them to be
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3). Anyone trying to teach others to be more witty, the techniques are
well laid out and would be easy to explain to others.

You won't find another book with more tips and techniques. And you
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in your success."

- Tony Lusk

"Within the first 30 seconds after opening the site, I KNEW that it was
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attention to detail. You get your money's worth and then some!

I'm so appreciative of this service. I am also very refreshed by your
personal approach, and the customer-oriented view you apply to your
business. I do not feel as if I am taken advantage of, but instead as
if you really do care about helping me and are walking me through the
experience. Please don't ever lose your healthy perspective...it is a
gem in today's world."

- Rosie Embert

"Excellent value for the money. Probably the best deal on the web right
now and I looked at lot of sites."

- Steve Rogers, Harrisburg, PA, USA

"How to be Funny will accelerate your humor skills to new levels. If
you're tired of the theory, if you're fed up paying for lessons that
seem to get you no-where, then this book will be the best money you
have ever spent. If your social skills had a credit card, it would buy
you this book!"

- Paul Forsyth

"This must be one of the best sites I have ever accessed and there is
nothing technical it is just plain and simple techniques."

- Allison Stewart, Aberdeen, Scotland

"This book is everything it promises, and a bit more. Whether you've
done stage shows before like me, or you've never said a joke, if you
follow the methods and tips you can't fail to become a funny person.
This is the one!"

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"This book is AMAZING! It took me two days of the program to master
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"I really like this book here is everything that is needed for a better
conversation."

- Alejandro

"These are the best online personality development lessons for the
price anywhere on the web. Thanks Stan."

- Desiree, Dallas, TX

"All I can say is, my friends can't believe how fast I've learned the
techniques. With this course, I learned faster than I could even
imagine! It really does work, I'm using advanced techniques after about
a month!"

- Daryl Anthony

"Great site not just in it for a quick Buck I feel I have learnt so
much in just a short time considering I had never consciously thought
about my conversation until 2 weeks ago. I am proud of myself for what
I have accomplished so far."

- Kirk Wheeler

"I'll admit; I was just a bit skeptical while I was reading the
promises on the site, but then I saw the price and I thought why not.
Next thing I know I'm making my own funny comments within a couple of
days and before that I didn't even know jack about making humor! I was
just blown away at the results in just days, not weeks, not months, but
just days I was doing something! My thanks goes out to everyone that
made this book possible."

- Spencer Fairborn, Ohio (U.S.A.)

"This book was 100% more than I ever expected. Not only does Stan show
you how to be funny in 30 days, but the follow up and customer service
was outstanding. I got stuck when I did not fully understand a
particular technique and Stan promptly emailed me back with step by
step instructions on correcting my error. If you have a true desire to
learn to be funny, you won't be skipping this book. Yes, it is that
good! I did not know the difference between a joke and shoe string
before I started. Now I have a real understanding of humor and am
REALLY learning to make some. Thanks Stan. If you have any doubts put
them to rest!."

- Vernon Frend, Waynesboro, Virginia.

"I wish I had this information years ago, I would be a much better
speaker now. Thanks Stan for all your help. The write-up is like having
you right here with me, and when I get stuck on something I can just
keep repeating the same section until I can match what you want me to
achieve. The best thing is that you don't get tired of repeating the
same thing over and over, until you get it into your brain and tongue."

- Jody Russell

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